nigger nuts

the opposite of white nuts
common for african americans to have them
its bad if white people have them

person 1: damn he got big nigger nuts
person 2: yeah id sniff them
person 1: h

by niggerman123 August 27, 2021

Haze nut

The overwhelming need to “nut” in the next hole attached to a human you see.

John: “Hi Pete, I have a desire to Haze nut in you.”
Pete: “Well John, when you gotta Haze nut you gotta Haze nut.”

by Dr. Huntil August 27, 2021

Stealthy Nut

When you fuck a girl with a condom on and finish without her knowing, Then go to eat her out as a distraction while you switch condoms under the bed and go back to fucking her without her knowing what transpired.

She thinks I have great stamina, but actually, I mastered the art of the stealthy nut

by JBAGS21231233 June 6, 2021

Nut Juicer

The act of a woman soaking a mans nuts in piss and then squeezing them much like you would juice an apple so that the piss trickles down into their mouth resembling apple juice

Bro my gf preformed the Nut Juicer on me the other day it hurt like hell but she was so hot

by Dollar Tree Glasses June 14, 2021

Wing-nut

A person with one nut and, or one larger in size than the other

Poor guy has a wing-nut

by Kitttkat November 23, 2021

Funky in the nuts

An insult used to describe someone who is a mixture of funky and crazy, or someone who is messed up in the head in a bizzare way

“Bro, Emily, you’re so funky in the nuts.”

by flyinghuskycat May 19, 2023

Last Nut

Last nut is as an anonymous game of truth or dare created by 7 people, as well as (1) asian and (1) temperamental midget
Questions must be written on toilet paper for validity and reliability
Each participants' Last Nut must be announced or else

Example of Last Nut dare on TP: "Take off 12 layers" or truth: "When was the last time you sharted in public?"

by dinglemyberry May 20, 2023