shower farts

a fart in the shower. it is one of the worse smelling farts ever. It often smells worse then regular farts, most of the time the smell is similar to scrabled eggs,sulfur,crude oil,or fish. it is a mystery why shower farts smell more horrid the normal farts

shower farts tend to linger longer then normal farts

by baka kuso yaro June 6, 2011

fart mongoose

1. A disgusting human (man) that is capable of breaking wind on command whether in public or private and by doing so pisses off his peers.
2. CLR (chlamydia laced rectum aka Chuck)
3. A person that will end up sleeping alone if they don't stop this bullshit.

That fart mongoose ripped so much ass it rattled the bed.

by chou chou January 5, 2008

flash fart

A fart that happens so fast and unknowingly that there is no time to tighten butt muscles.
Usually by constant laughter

John: So the police officer says 'thats not a donkey, thats my grandma!'

Jerry: LMFAOBBQWTFLOL!11! *flash fart*

John: Yo did you seriously just flash fart?

by Cody Baggs is here October 30, 2007

lady fart

a significant fart emitted by a person of the female persuasion. used to claim/excuse a fart. can be used by a person to forewarn surrounding individuals of an oncoming smell. said in a high pitched, lady-like voice that is drawn out.

girl: -loud fart-...."lady fart..."

by ummmcarolyn May 29, 2008

dog fart

1. An expulsion of smelly gas from a dog anus.

2. A term used to describe a feeling of dissapointment.

"God, can you smell that dog fart? It smells like shit run over twice in here."

"Suzy said she can't make it to the party. Ahh, dog fart."

by CosmicKristy September 12, 2006

pussy fart

a fart from a cat, or pussy

owner 1:Mr. tink, did you just fart?
Mr. tink: meow
owner 2:eww, it smells like pussy farts in here!

by briia February 20, 2010

Crow's fart

Really early in the morning. When the crow sitting on the fence makes it's first stir, still to early to caw or to wake up fully, and lets out a morning fart.

Am getting up at crow's fart tomorrow to catch the morning train to Prague.

by Frantic June 28, 2007