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zipper fart

a fart that sounds like a zipper sound, especially of a sleeping bag zipping sound.
That wasn't a fart. I was zipping up my sleeping bag.

Yeah, whatever! That was a zipper fart.
by I think I'm right. July 31, 2009
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jump and fart

when you run and jump in the air and fart in someones face and run
robbie ran past jenny and gave her the jump and fart.
by sam and jenny January 21, 2009
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shower farts

a fart in the shower. it is one of the worse smelling farts ever. It often smells worse then regular farts, most of the time the smell is similar to scrabled eggs,sulfur,crude oil,or fish. it is a mystery why shower farts smell more horrid the normal farts
shower farts tend to linger longer then normal farts
by baka kuso yaro June 6, 2011
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fart mongoose

1. A disgusting human (man) that is capable of breaking wind on command whether in public or private and by doing so pisses off his peers.
2. CLR (chlamydia laced rectum aka Chuck)
3. A person that will end up sleeping alone if they don't stop this bullshit.
That fart mongoose ripped so much ass it rattled the bed.
by chou chou January 5, 2008
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lady fart

a significant fart emitted by a person of the female persuasion. used to claim/excuse a fart. can be used by a person to forewarn surrounding individuals of an oncoming smell. said in a high pitched, lady-like voice that is drawn out.
girl: -loud fart-...."lady fart..."
by ummmcarolyn May 29, 2008
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dog fart

1. An expulsion of smelly gas from a dog anus.

2. A term used to describe a feeling of dissapointment.
"God, can you smell that dog fart? It smells like shit run over twice in here."

"Suzy said she can't make it to the party. Ahh, dog fart."
by CosmicKristy September 12, 2006
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pussy fart

owner 1:Mr. tink, did you just fart?
Mr. tink: meow
owner 2:eww, it smells like pussy farts in here!
by briia February 20, 2010
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