Hair-Dependent

Someone whose hair is the only most 'attractive' part of her/his overall body, people love hairdependent-people because of their 'hairstyle', not because of their 'body' or 'face'.. Their body/face is usually ugly as fuck.

e.g Sarah Jessica Parker, George Clooney, Niall Horan, Harry Styles, 99% of the female-models.

Jennifer: god, niall horan is so sexy

Kate: he's hair-dependent. only his hair is sexy, his face looks like a baked waffle wtf

by CharmScorp July 25, 2013

Pineapple hair

Hard leaf part on pineapple fruit, definition created by YouTuber called Anix

Yes I did it, I added it just like Anix wanted to
He wanted it to be on urban dictionary so here You are.

This pineapple hair looks disgusting.

by HiyoshinYT June 16, 2020

Splitting hairs

When your old lady lays down and spreads the peach for ya.

Hey baby, how's about us splitting hairs and me giving you a good poke?

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Ingrown hair

You know, I do have one on the left side of my head...

Hym "So, maybe I have an ingrown hair growing into my brainz... And really, it is not something vapid fear of stroke."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025

Mr Cameron hair line

The mr cameron hair line is very rare and resembles the McDonalds logo and is usually comon with English teachers in there early 20s

Ohh he has a mr cameron hair line

by Khardacre77 April 20, 2021

The Norwegian Nose-hair trimmer

This is when a man lathers his big, meaty, schlong, which super glue, and right before it hardens, he shoves it into someone's nose and rips out their nose hair when it hardens

"went to the barber last weekend to get my beard trimmed, and the Barber gave me the Norwegian Nose-Hair Trimmer, and now my face feels smoother than a babies's butt!"

by JamesPage September 2, 2025

dark-haired fem

A queer woman with dark hair who will look like an Angel but completely mess with your mind

She won’t stop falling for dark-haired fems even though it never ends well

by Queeeeeeeeeeer October 29, 2023