by livelaughlovepee4 March 5, 2021
Get the Im/Straightmug. when two heterosexual women kiss with no other body parts touching except their lips, hands by their sides, usually drunk and/or at a party, both parties in heterosexual relationships with other males.
“Look at this photo of Emily and Alice, are they together now?”
“Nah, that’s a straight girl kiss, they aren’t touching.”
“Nah, that’s a straight girl kiss, they aren’t touching.”
by georgiaxlauren April 23, 2024
Get the straight girl kissmug. a straight guy who thinks he's straight but experiments being gay with his homie, often by masturbating in the absence of women
alicia: my bf nick is straight curious
sarah: how do you know??
alicia: he and his homie josh sucked each other off and flip-fucked while I was on vacation
sarah: aren't they just gay?
alicia: nah they were watching straight porn and it was only because I was gone and nick was super horny
sarah: how do you know??
alicia: he and his homie josh sucked each other off and flip-fucked while I was on vacation
sarah: aren't they just gay?
alicia: nah they were watching straight porn and it was only because I was gone and nick was super horny
by aiden6969 November 18, 2023
Get the straight curiousmug. by Daffy08 December 16, 2022
Get the unforgivably straightmug. by Kildonon February 19, 2018
Get the straight to facemug. Slang for *those* straight people. Generally not used for all straight people Just ones who are Homophobic and make breeding/being homophobic their personality.
"Eww the straights found my post! they're commenting my pronouns are nor/mal"
I went to my cousins wedding yesterday, There were a ton of the straights there asking me when I'm going to get a wife and kids 🤮
I went to my cousins wedding yesterday, There were a ton of the straights there asking me when I'm going to get a wife and kids 🤮
by tempestACAB August 12, 2021
Get the The straightsmug. A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.
Dylan- you so gay michael
-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind
Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!
- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries
-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind
Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!
- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries
by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019
Get the You’re as straight as your hairmug.