piss retarded

someone or something that is more than just retarded, it is the extreme version or next level of retardation
person 1.

dude, i just lost a game of rock, paper, scissors to Helen Keller

person 2.
man, that is piss retarded!
by proman7777 August 17, 2011
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Retard Maxing

The process of doing really dumb content just for money or attention. Bella Poarch is a prime example. Also, Reaction content that is extremely dumb but, abuses the algorithm and gains gullible people's attention. At first one may think the poster themself is stupid but, in reality they are intelligent for making such dumb content while efficiently wasting people's time.
Hey, Bro I posted a new reaction video and got 50,000 views I have been retard maxing lately low effort content is the way to go
by 3DPerpendiculaRobinHoodForest February 17, 2023
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Retard maxing

When you act not in favour of other parties, but in favour of yourself, making others evoke strong feelings towards you, but you don't care.
Peter committed Retard maxing by leaving his friend group, because he didn't like them. They are so pissed at him for doing that.
by OhioRizzler4 June 27, 2025
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Shut up retard

A great way to greet your boss or other superiors
Boss: Hey Mike!
Mike: Shut up retard!
by amoseboolsd September 08, 2023
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Ranch Retard

Someone who is commonly found with a good amount of ranch on their person.
by ranchretardation March 16, 2024
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Spontaneous Retard Disorder

Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.
Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.
by Kakwkwk April 22, 2022
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retard jail

A locked psychiatric unit or facility that people with a mental illness and/or mental disability are incarcerated for wrong doing.
That idiot was touching children again so they through him into retard jail.
by 6sharpie9 December 08, 2015
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