Anti-Shatner Moment 

A way to explain the unexplainable, especially unexplainable behavior, especially-especially taking matters into your own hands. It's name is derived form the actor who played Captain Kirk on Star Trek (William Shatner) who NEVER has to take matters into his own hands because he always has everyone else do everything for him, and every circumstance is neatly explained as being caused by the supporting characters. For example, Sulu will say to Kirk "the Romulans are attacking our ship" and Kirk will say to the Romulans "Why are you doing this to us? If you don't stop I'm going take this as your decclaring war on the Galactic Federation," then the ROmulans attack but all Kirk has to do is say "Fire phasers, Mr. Chekov" to resolve the situation. Kirk never lifts a finger, never takes any risk the others aren't also taking. An Anti-Kirk Moment is where you have no idea what's going on, no idea why things are happening, and it's up to you alone to take action.

Sulu says to Kirk "the Romulans are attacking our ship" and Kirk says to Mr. Chekov, "I'll take care of this situation myself, hold on for just a moment," then Kirk locks himself inside the Teleportation room, beams himself aboard the Romulan spaceship bare-chested and uses Ninja-like stealth to pacify and eliminate the Romulan crew. Then after dismantling the surveillance systems on the Romulan control deck, Caprtain Kirk quietly kills the Romulan captain and makes it look like a murder-suicide, and beams back aboard the S.S. Enterprise roughly under 5 minutes flat, makes a coughing sound while unlatching the door to the Teleportation room and force-puking on Dr. Bones shoes who screams "What were you doing in there?" to which Captain Kirk replies "I think I ate some bad dates" to which Dr. Bones replies "Captain, there's been a murder-suicide on the Romulan vessel and the Romulans are no longer attacking us", to which Captain Kirk smiles and says "Oh that's good news" and pukes more, to which I say out loud "that's an Anti-Shatner Moment" and also puke.

Anti-Shatner Moment by maxsell aka onestock August 1, 2012

silly goose moment 

when you’re a total sussy baka and do something funny

man, lilah just had such a silly goose moment

silly goose moment by Angrycarrotarmy May 25, 2021

Hanging by a moment 

Computer keeps hanging at seemingly random intervals or in response to a specific sequence of events.

My computer is hanging by a moment when you're online last night, that's why I couldn't reply to your message.

Hanging by a moment by talipandas May 11, 2009

wine moment 

A wine moment is the compelling urge to empty the bowel following the consumption of wine.

One bottle of wine could lead to a wine moment.

wine moment by SL1 October 29, 2007

Manhattan Moment

In reference to one of the main characters of Watchmen, Dr. Manhattan, to relate to when you lose yourself in time from sometype of past memory. A photo, a purfume scent, a ringtone, all of these could possibly take you back to a moment that has already occured.

It's April 7th 2009, I'm writting this definition to 'Manhattan Moment' during a Manhattan Moment of my own.

Manhattan Moment by Ezzy Zalpz April 7, 2009

Uki Moment

1. A moment of extreme failure or over dramatized action, usually followed by stating the obvious.

2. A place in time where someone tries to cover up ridiculous or embarrassing behavior using non-logical arguments.

3. The absence of logic in day to day speech.

1. "I think I broke both my nose and my spine at the same time. That hurt." "I think she just had an Uki moment..."

2. A woman trips over herself. "I did that on purpose!" "Ouch, Uki moment."

3. "The grass is purple outside my house." "Uki moment..."

Uki Moment by tallestpurple April 23, 2010

Mikey Moment 

The act of telling a joke to a group of people and nobody laughing at all.

Mikey tells a jewish joke and nobody laughs. aka Mikey Moment

Mikey Moment by Mikey Wilkinson June 27, 2011