Tennessee Meat Wagon 

A sex move that involves no fewer than eight men, no more than one woman, a wheelbarrow, and coonskin cap.

“Bro, why are you limping?”

“Man, idk... I think I hurt myself doing another Tennessee Meat Wagon last night.”

Tennessee Meat Wagon by Mr. Meat Wagon April 14, 2021

rub the meat 

(v)

1. To apply meat rub to steak to make it taste better.
2. To rub the penis; masturbate, spank the monkey, beat off etc.

Summer is coming up, time to rub the meat!!

rub the meat by qwerty223 January 15, 2011

Shape the meat 

The act of doing the right thing and shaping the meat.

Bachus...Bachus...shape the meat for me real quick!

Shape the meat by JohnCeeeeCalhoun February 25, 2011

Scooted the Meat 

Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.

May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".

"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"

"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"

"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"

Scooted the Meat by Eeeny Meeny Miney Meow October 22, 2011

Man-Made Meat Missile 

A super strong male erection of the penis averaging between 8 to 12 inches in length, designed to deeply explore the extreme depths of the female vaginal cavity and leave her mumbling the letter M in the process of the exploration.

Time to give her the Man-made Meat Missile.
The Man-made will leave her MMMMMMMMMM.
Attack of the Man-made Meat Missiles.

Man-Made Meat Missile by ManMadeMeat May 2, 2018

hold my package no meat 

hold the balls not his johnson

Linda hold my package no meat

hold my package no meat by linda 1738 April 2, 2020

skimmin on the meat 

a toothy blowjob

Dang, I went to Betsy's house last night and she was really skimmin on the meat. Thank god she didn't have braces!

skimmin on the meat by bEnFrAnKLiNs wordacopia February 9, 2023