the car mechanic

The car mechanic is a sex position where you put a bitch on a dolly, lather her in motor oil and suck on her blinker fluid (her titty milk) and fuck her in the ass until her pussy starts leaking windshield wiper fluid.

Guy 1: dude! This girl told me she wanted to try the car mechanic

Guy 2: Ahh man you’re a fucking player bro

by HalfPint77 December 27, 2023

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Kyler’s Mom’s Car

Kyler’s Mom’s Car -
The car that got absolutely fucked by a Boston Marathon Bomber Doppelgänger

Kyler’s Mom’s Car in stats

Kyler: Oh no the website crashed
Ben: Yea like you driving your mom’s car

by Ooby Bob September 28, 2023

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Car

An abbreviation for "Carrot", the orange long vegetable thing. Eat it very good .

M: 🅱️OIIIII u gotta eat yo veggies yo! this car fire af yo!!
S: 🅱️EETCCCHH u can't tell me what to do to😭✌️ i aint eatin non of dat car shi gng,,
M: AYO???? BRO IS EPSTEIN💀💀 NICE TRY DIDDY💀💀 ,🅱️ACKGOD HUMBLE HIS GOOFY AHH💀✌️
Pack go: Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone BUTT up! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🫱🫱🫱🫱 🅱️OIIIII sub for more REEEEEEEEE

by PeakRecognizesPeak October 20, 2025

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Car leap

a car leap man is a man, usually a boyfriend, who is controlling with his girlfriend for no reason. usually insecure of his relationship or jealous, but overly controlling and annoying

friend: “hey wanna go to a kickback party tn? Just me and a few friends?”
girlfriend: “i would… but my bf wont let me. he doesnt allow me to party or drink or do any drugs.”
friend: “damn wtf what a car leap”

by amy montgomery April 6, 2024

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