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Cuntasourous hoemongus idioslutis

Someone who is so narcissistic and childish that they refuse to see their own mistakes and blame the entire world for their sad and selfish way of life. Always a victim and never the responsible party for anything. You will never win an argument with them or get them to see their wrong doings.
“Man, I can’t believe what Brooke did to my brother”
“What happened?”

“Her car broke down and even after he fixed it, she blamed him for not knowing it would break and not being able to fix it faster, she didn’t even pay him!”

“Wow, she’s such a Cuntasourous hoemongus idioslutis!”
by Jonny ButterStrings November 15, 2023
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The Repeating Idiocy Theorem

The Repeating Theorem discusses how stupid people will repeat the same dumb choices because they're too idiotic to learn from consequences.
"I want to get back with my ex." - (Idiot, probably named Brad)

"YOU FUCKING DUMBASS! YOU'RE AN IDIOT! I MADE THE REPEATING IDIOCY THEOREM TO SHOW HOW YOUR DUMBASS CONTINUSIONLY MAKES THE SAME RETARDED CHOICES!" - Me (Fuck you guy, probably named Brad, you idiot)
by Theoremist November 22, 2023
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nice job idiot

When a fellow Smosh fan does a good job with something, not to be used aggressively
Me: Tony, did you do that thing?
Tony: Sure did, Boss
Me: Nice job idiot
by Jeff Jezos March 15, 2024
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high-powered idiot

A highly educated, influential, and analytical person who asks the wrong questions or holds the wrong beliefs, yet has the status and resources to deeply pursue them
"Where the hell did they get this expert panel? Half of these guys seem like high-powered idiots who know nothing about this subject."
by secnarf_nella June 5, 2024
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high-powered idiot

A highly educated, influential, and analytical person who asks the wrong questions or holds the wrong beliefs, yet has the status and resources to deeply pursue them
"This expert panel seems like a bunch of high-powered idiots. Do any of them have any idea what they're talking about?"
by secnarf_nella June 5, 2024
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Blind Hate Idiot

Blind Hate Idiot (BHI) - Someone who hates Disney Star Wars only because they hate women and black people. "I DIDN'T LIKE IT, SO EVERYTHING SUCKS!!!" is what they caw amongst their murder of crows while watching the critically acclaimed "Disney's The Acolyte" tv show on Disney+ (streaming now!) Be warned! BHI's are also extremely prone to cousin humping.
That Blind Hate Idiot can't see the artistry in the Acoltye because he's blind, an idiot, and full of hate!
by dolphinknees007 June 12, 2024
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the real idimeh

hes the highest producer of pure Peruvian using so much child labour even china would be jealous, his secret to the high amount of sales of the already Great pure Peruvian? his semen ejaculate no further statements on that sources say he once killed a man by flashing his cock at him the man shocked by this great revelation and information overload couldn't handle it the pure demirness and proceeded to explode into smithereens, his name idimeh is a clever name name after the popular character from black ops 1, probably black ops because he blac kopped your mother last night, he has a strong unreasonable distaste for the show "Xavier renegade angel" despite the show kicking absolute ass and being a masterpiece, he deemed the show "brainrot for little bitchy kids" then went back to playing Tekken 7 for 6 hours straight using kazumi and fighting laws and leis but his main talents lie elsewhere, which is charming both men and ladies absolutely soddening their panties over the 400 mile radius, he makes them women "Hella preggo" just by looking at them using his eyes, he looks like Damian Sandow and Elias guy from WWE but would certainly deny the comparisons out of pure humbleness of his character, sources say one notable example of this is when he went away for the weekend and one of his mods, best friends, like a brother but better and closer than lover friend jesty felt like was years and couldn't handle it and beat himself off to the poster of idimeh he had in his room.
oh look it's the real idimeh, jeez he looks so hot right? man my panties are a flood rn no cap no cap, pure skibidi sigma rizz
by jes from grave July 7, 2024
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