Jesus

My lord and savior.

"Jesus is my lord and savior"
"Mine too bro, thanks be to god"
"Amen"

by poopsock. March 31, 2022

Jesus

Prophet in Islam, NOT A GOD

juilo: i worship jesus
muhammed: let me educate u, jesus is not god, he is prophet
julio: understanded, i will become muslim now

by lol rap god November 17, 2022

Jesus

fake

jesus is fake

by fordashy is gay December 18, 2022

Jesus

A person that is extremely caring and will help you out whenever you need assistance, but if they get pissed of then its the end of the world.

"Yo you remember Carl from 7th grade?"
"Yeah, he was such a Jesus"

by beastmode8234 April 10, 2022

Jesus

Son of God, loves endlessly, died for our sins. always forgiving.
john 3:16

“i’m sorry for being such a jerk.”
“it’s ok, i forgive you and Jesus does too.”

by lovedbytheSonofGod October 2, 2022

Jesus

A piece of human scum who hates everyone and cares for no one

Jesus is a manipulative piece of shit

by azues November 22, 2021

Jesus

Jesus without 'Je' is sus

Jesus is sus

by November 22, 2021