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Donk

A poop.

A singular turd.

Fecal matter.

Also the noise a cowbell makes.
Me: “EVERYBODY RUN I GOTTA DONK!!”
Me: *strikes the cowbell* *donk*
by Odd Aleson July 18, 2018
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Donkey

A scottish word for when someone is being very stupid or unfunny
Paul: Logan Paul is my favourite youtuber!
Thomas: shut up ya Donkey
by chernobylslav August 8, 2018
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Donk with the Flapper

To jiggle the handle of the commode to stop the water from running
The crapper won’t stop running!!!”

“Did you donk with the flapper????”
by Johnny Dicklegs August 31, 2018
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Donkey Phlegm

the thick viscous substance secreted by the mucous membranes of the respiratory passages, especially when produced in excessive quantities during a cold. This is a slang term used in England originally used in Birmingham
I have Donkey phlegm
by Vape Duke Luke September 16, 2018
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donkey

a stupid yeaster that wants to be friends with shrek, but donkey is to ugly so he can't be one with shrek
urr look it da ugly donkey donker
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Donkey dick

Donkey dick is a term used by certain folks in southeast Texas to name your favorite 32oz can of beer.
What a long day! I need a ice cold Donkey dick to get me started before I break into this 12 pack.
by thedupdownsouth October 21, 2018
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Donkey cheeks

When you are so bad at something you are literally an asses ass.
by Creator of donkey cheeks November 14, 2018
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