the Pastor James
the Pastor James by sqrl1876 February 9, 2022
Get the the Pastor James mug.
The Murray Juxtaposition
To spend money lavishly on items, experiences or fads that are not essential to everyday life. All the while complaining at a lack of money or poor social of living conditions for yourself or your family. Particularly prevalent during periods of insecurity surrounding someones residence/living arrangements.
(Assisted by TwoSpell_Wizard)
(Assisted by TwoSpell_Wizard)
Andy: Unbelievable those council bastards are making us homeless in 6 months! We can’t afford to move right now.
Jack: Does that mean you’ll be giving up the season ticket then? That sucks mate.
Andy: Oh no thats staying. Me and the family are heading down for a few days next weekend.
Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition
Jack: Does that mean you’ll be giving up the season ticket then? That sucks mate.
Andy: Oh no thats staying. Me and the family are heading down for a few days next weekend.
Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition
The Murray Juxtaposition by anonymous June 3, 2022
Related Words
the joker • The Jonas Brothers • The J • The Juice • the jungle • the jake • the jack • The Jesus • The JFK • The Joe
The Murray Juxtaposition
To spend money lavishly on items, experiences or fads that are not essential to everyday life. All the while complaining at a lack of money or poor social of living conditions for yourself or your family. Particularly prevalent during periods of insecurity surrounding someones residence/living arrangements.
(Assisted by TwoSpell_Wizard)
(Assisted by TwoSpell_Wizard)
Andy: Unbelievable those council bastards are making us homeless in 6 months. We can’t afford to move right now.
Jack: Guessing that means you won’t be renewing the season ticket then? That sucks mate.
Andy: Oh no thats staying. Im heading down with the family for a few days next week. Might splash out on a hospitality package.
Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition
Jack: Guessing that means you won’t be renewing the season ticket then? That sucks mate.
Andy: Oh no thats staying. Im heading down with the family for a few days next week. Might splash out on a hospitality package.
Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition
The Murray Juxtaposition by anonymous June 3, 2022
The Dirty Jetnil
The act of looking at yourself naked in the mirror, with your head between your legs, and fisting yourself until blood draws
My mom walked in on me performing The Dirty Jetnil... Safe to say i'm going to be grounded for a little while
The Dirty Jetnil by Xxx gay boy 123 February 11, 2023
The Pikapow Jake Show
The Pikapow Jake Show by The Pikapow Jake Show YT September 10, 2023
The Angry Johnson Thompson
When your man's being particularly disrespectful and you want to knock him down a few pegs. Set the scene for a special night and drop some hints about a blow job. Blindfold and start to tease.. Once suitably worked up, take a vengeful back swing and kick him in the Johnson (penis) as hard as he deserves.
When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.
When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.
The Angry Johnson Thompson:
Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.
Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"
Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"
Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"
Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.
Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"
Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"
Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"
The Angry Johnson Thompson by Chelsea25 October 16, 2023
Jamal The 3rd Jr
Jamal The 3rd Jr by A Faggot Looking Nigger April 24, 2022