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Retard

Friend: What does a pineapple grow on?
Madi (retard) : A BUSH!
Internet: Pineapples grow on a houseplant.
by Emmy03 February 22, 2019
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Retarded

A word used to describe someone who is profoundly stupid. A type of stupidity that is an insult to intelligence itself.
Isaac is retarded
by Ohh hello there March 9, 2018
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Retarded

Some people say that it means slow but i think it means stupid as hell
Dude you are so friggin retarded get up and lets go
by ReeseRobloxOOF September 9, 2020
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Double R Retard

Emphasizes how much of a retard someone is, that it has to be a double R.
Person 1: Look at this!
Person 2: You're a double R retard!
Person 1: Noo
by Darth That Makes Words March 23, 2024
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social retard

A person, in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons
If you are Steve Carrell in the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin, you are the epitome of a social retard, at least in North America.
by Sexydimma April 6, 2013
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Retarded Tiktok Girl

Welcome to the museum of Urban Dictionary today's word is the Retarded Tiktok Girls, these usually consists of white girls shaking their ass for the local pedophile to look at as if Steve Jobs announcing the first Iphone or the white woman acting oblivious to what they are doing acting "retarded." They are like COVID-19 but if COVID was more retarded
Girl 1: Oh my god guys we have just reached the Holocaust memorial and we are gonna show our respects by stripping down naked, painting ourselves as Anne Frank and then holding down a sign saying, "Hitler was bad, get over it!"

Girl 2: Yeah, this is for the Sexting Nazi challenge! Let's see if we can get 200K likes on this and next time we will try to 9/11 memorial and then set ourselves on fire and say "Osama Bin Laden was a meanie, RIP to people that died in 8/11- I mean 9/11"

Pedophile: Look at those tits flying around like those floating things at car dealerships! Look at those Retarded Tiktok Girls!
by Niggainator January 1, 2023
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Retard

Nigga 1: Hey I’m gonna write a definition in the urban dictionary

Nigga 2: Only retards do that
by Shitass00090999 June 17, 2022
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