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Nuts on top

Its like a front fruit basket where your nuts are literally over your penis.
When I got out of the shower I surpised my girlfriend with some nuts on top
by Jony_Pony March 24, 2009
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deez nuts

deez nuts is basically just talking about someones nuts, and oftens talks about them in your mom.
by Charles Boba October 31, 2022
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Nut pulp

When a group of people are collectively, dick riding
You guys are nut pulping them so hard rn
by tootmachine June 23, 2023
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Nut Band

1. When a guy puts a rubber band around his penis while jerking off for longer erections
"Hey try this nut band It really makes a splooge valcano"
by Definition Dicktionary December 9, 2016
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Mask Nut

Note: I am not against Face Masks but tbh, there are some people who mask-wearing to an extreme level.
A mask nut is someone who believes everyone should wear a mask at all times. Even while eating, drinking, driving or in your own home. They're also the ones who throw a temper tantrum when they don't see social distancing.
"A random Karen was screaming a 10 year old in the candy shop because he wasn't wearing a mask even though he said that he had asthma. She's such a mask nut."
by A4775 January 12, 2021
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Sicko Nut

When you listen to a song and you are fapping at the same time,
I had a massive sicko nut last night!
by HahaNut27 March 19, 2019
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Nut scone

When you nut in a ice cream cone and give it too a gay
Haha I just nut sconed joe by Matthew h
by Matt nugg September 29, 2021
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