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You can link my hairly nut

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.
I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!
by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021
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Canning Complex

The Canning Complex (Founded by Hanna Canning) states that any person, place, or thing can be connected to 9/11 through multiple or one person, place, or thing, no matter what it is.
“Can you use the Canning Complex to link Jeff Buckley to 9/11?”
by reallycoolperson June 5, 2025
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Can he beat Goku tho

A phrase used to acknowledge someone’s strength since Goku only fights “strong” opponents.

This can be applied in at situation, but best used comically against people who overcame hardships such as a form of cancer or other very detrimental circumstance.

The idea stems that the person WOULD beat Goku because they were able to overcome that obstacle.

2nd usage: invalid power scaling arguments when anyone completesd any feat saying Goku is stronger.
“My son beat just beat cancer today! He’s so happy and is always smiling and pushing through”
“Wow! He sounds strong! Can he beat Goku tho(ugh)?”

2nd usage:
“Saitama just exploded Jupiter by simply farting! It’s weird but he must be strong!”
“ Can he beat Goku tho ?”
by Code name Kakarot April 15, 2024
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Pit Cans

A man or woman that is so obese that their moobs or breasts are under their armpits.
That fat fuck has pit cans!
by them00se July 22, 2012
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soda-can dick

Dude 1: Hey you wanna see something ?
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.
by frozenwintershit May 25, 2018
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Can

It's called trash can, not trash cannot.
I can go to the restaurant on Tuesday because I have no work that day.
by hvrohttt July 23, 2024
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Can

Canned(Past tense)

A: “Those goons are waiting for you at the train station bro!”

B: “Don’t worry one of my backup has a can.”
by D123L123 February 10, 2022
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