Mary and Chris

The literal definition of soulmates.

I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.

They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!

Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.

Guy 1: Did you see Mary and Chris? They look like a great couple!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!

Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!

by entercreativepseudonymhere January 21, 2021

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Mary

The best girl every! They are the kinky one in your friend group. They are sweet, caring, loving, and very kind to you most of the time. They are very protective and if they hear you talk trash about them, they will kick your ass. They get in trouble sometimes but not everyday. They will hug you a lot because they love hugs. They are also very pretty and they try to look there best even though they look good just the way they are! Give them complements! They love them. Some Mary’s have depression, so if they look sad try and cheer them up with a hug.

I met a Mary today. She’s the best!

by Hello_im_bored_ November 13, 2021

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Mari

'Mari' is a word used for going to the bathroom, or taking a dump.

Oh God not again, I have to Mari for the 6th time today.

How many Mari's have you had today?
This will be the 6th Mari, but I'm predicting 10 Mari's by end of day.
My xM (expected Mari's) is 0.99 after this meal.

by Pablo Mari March 20, 2023

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Mari-Juanna

Mari-Juanna is the type of chick that you never want to be friends with. She's a hoe, slut, thot. She may seem nice, but she's the biggest hoe you'll ever meet. Usually her friends are the same. Doesn't shower often, although she showers in cheap dollar store perfume. Shit talker. But can't put up with a fight. SLUT! HOE! THOT! Ugly body, ugly face, and ugly personality.

Oh, that girl Mari-Juanna is such a hoe with no ass! Hope she snaps her neck!

by QueenBitch 👑 June 15, 2016

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