The love grip is an extremely powerful and rare sex move practiced only by versatile and agile sexual fiends. Often compared to the tactics of boa constructer in the open, the love grip is strong and creates a tight handle on both participants. The woman lies on her side while the man wraps around her in a specific position. He wraps his outside leg over her hip while interlocking her outside arm around his neck with hers and the two essentially become inseparable. Meanwhile the man goes to town on the girls coin slot and goes for gold. Usually you need to have gatorade prime, preform and recover because chances are, you and every other person in the room is going to need to refuel after this one. it was surprisingly invented by the amish who are extremely passionate in their home sewn sheets once the oil lamps go out and the stockings come off. Bringing snacks is also a good idea, but when isn't bringing snacks a goos idea?
Elsa: I got the love grip from a slightly overweight trucker yesterday
Gretchen: wow you must have been feeling ambitious
Elsa: undoubtedly the most profound experience I have ever had in a motel 6
Gretchen: wow you must have been feeling ambitious
Elsa: undoubtedly the most profound experience I have ever had in a motel 6
by Hike Flanders April 26, 2014
Get the love grip mug.When your ex-girlfriend acquires a fake social media account to publicly shame you. Usually because said ex-girlfriend is crazy as shit. Like so crazy the Judge gave custody to the father, just because even he knows she is bat-shit crazy.
I won custody of my son and now my ex is pulling a "Sammy Love" on me.. spreading lies about me on facebook.
by ToyBuddha March 8, 2017
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Laura: Are you sure it wasn't a love yap?
Laura: Are you sure it wasn't a love yap?
by Daniel Kebster February 9, 2018
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Get the Love Nog mug.Thug Love is a passionate, yet challenging love. It's more of an Bonnet and Clyde love. You two accept each other for yourselves. His love is 10 times stronger than regular love, most likely because of his background. You ride for him and vice versa.
"Bae"
"What"
"If a person came and kidnapped me what would you do?"
"Me and gang would go purge till' we found you. Then we would torture the fuck outta' yo' kidnappers and probably let you do the honors of finishing them"
"Awww bae, let's go make this money"
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"Look ma, I know I fuck up alot but I need to know that I can depend and trust you"
"King no matter the cause or problem I will always be here. I never seen my self loving a Thug but hey we've came far enough."
"So you down to ride? This ain't no typical kind of love I'm offering, this that thug love. That real shit"
"I'm well aware and still standing strong on my promise to be here"
"Bet"
"Bet"
Thug Love
"What"
"If a person came and kidnapped me what would you do?"
"Me and gang would go purge till' we found you. Then we would torture the fuck outta' yo' kidnappers and probably let you do the honors of finishing them"
"Awww bae, let's go make this money"
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"Look ma, I know I fuck up alot but I need to know that I can depend and trust you"
"King no matter the cause or problem I will always be here. I never seen my self loving a Thug but hey we've came far enough."
"So you down to ride? This ain't no typical kind of love I'm offering, this that thug love. That real shit"
"I'm well aware and still standing strong on my promise to be here"
"Bet"
"Bet"
Thug Love
by Honestyy June 24, 2016
Get the Thug Love mug.The feeling that utterly overtakes you when you see a girl/guy that makes your heart go wild.
It will give you a state of "highness" and will completely make your day.
You will leap about like a dolt and yell out in joy.
It will give you a state of "highness" and will completely make your day.
You will leap about like a dolt and yell out in joy.
by Darth Fureon April 18, 2006
Get the Love Attack mug.when all you can think about is that one person
when you know you'd do absolutely anything for him/her, no matter how painful it is
when you don't need terms to define what you share
when you don't need physicality to know how much you two are in love with each other
when you know you'd do absolutely anything for him/her, no matter how painful it is
when you don't need terms to define what you share
when you don't need physicality to know how much you two are in love with each other
"I really think I've found it.
"Found what?"
"It's real...I'm telling you..."
"What is?"
"This love I'm in, it's real love. It's so real. I'm telling you."
"Found what?"
"It's real...I'm telling you..."
"What is?"
"This love I'm in, it's real love. It's so real. I'm telling you."
by Mrs. Karate January 2, 2012
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