J

The best letter in the alphabet. It is cool, popular, awesome and gets all the babes.

"Yo dude what your favourite letter in the alphabet?"
"My favourite letter is P"
"P is such a bad letter. J is sooo much cooler"

by IAmMentallyStable April 11, 2022

j-cism

The social media trend where posts like "the name of the most racist person in your friend group starts with ..." almost exclusively use the letter J, actively discriminating against Jonathans, Jims, Jacobs, Joshs etc.

The current j-cism happening in the internet is deeply concerning.

Don't be a j-cist, use different letters for your dumb posts too.

by hadespelorios December 27, 2023

J-fest

1. When a group of people are in a office telling lame ass stories.

2. When your doing lame stuff at work you don't want to do.

"What's going on in here?"

"Just a giant J-fest."

by Hodor91 June 12, 2018

bn mhjbmn hhnbgjm bghjnv bghnv j

The string of text that Quinn makes when he headbangs his keyboard

You: Hi guys!
Quinn: bn mhjbmn hhnbgjm bghjnv bghnv j

by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn June 14, 2023

J-Standing

Smelling so bad that you’re eyes become attracted to minors.

*A year 12 asks for a year 9’s Snapchat*
Person: That guy’s J-Standing.

by NJP Gaming April 17, 2019

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

you are so bored you nearly died in class or at work

Guy 1: Are you as bored as I am

Guy 2: q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

by Nightsky6 April 26, 2022

pre-j

A blowjob prior to going out with a group of friends, usually after a few rounds of shots.

"We were in Matt's room and she took me upstairs for a little pre-j action."

by Sir Chodesworth April 12, 2012