Someone who has a kkk dick is not a racist in the heart but in his dick.
Therefore he only likes to fuck women of his own race but respects everyone equally.
-What's the deal with John, is he a racist?
-Nah man, he just has that kkk dick. He only fucks white bitches.
After a night of indulging in cocaine, you're typically left with a pinch dick. This is essentially when your penis retreats into your stomach like a turtle head due to lack of blood flow.
Lance was dead set on making tonight a specialnight with his new girlfriend, unfortunately, his pinch dick would not allow any type of satisfactory performance.