bedroom-dead

Adj:

a) when a woman has not had sex in more than 10 weeks and is sexually frustrated.

b) sexually unsatisfied in general

c) adj used to describe vanilla sex

If a woman is bedroom-dead, def a), and still has carnal needs, she'll probably resort to Craigslist

bedroom-dead by Uncle Dimma September 12, 2016

Joel's dead 

When Joel Bartling drinks an entire jug of sacramental wine and passes out.

Were did Joel go? Joel's dead.

Joel's dead by Rear Admiral Fizzbitch Fonk March 5, 2009

Mu'fuggin Dead Dog 

1.a dog that's lost it's zest for life
2.a neutered dog
3.a former casanova who can no longer get any women.

John: Tim used to get all the girls, but he cant seem to get any these days.

Jerry: Yea, Tim's a Mu'fuggin Dead Dog man

Mu'fuggin Dead Dog by scribblemefree April 3, 2009

Fucked Lucille dead 

A gal that has multiple orgasm so intense that sometimes she faints after her final climax.

After writhing about and hollering like a wild animal she suddenly fell limp and lay silent beneath me. I became concerned because I didn't know if I'd fucked Lucille dead, or just unconscious.

Fucked Lucille dead by DW007 September 18, 2012

Red Dead Redemption

When having sex with your partner, they must be on their period, and you have to wear a cowboy hat, while screaming "Yeehaw!"

Me and my girlfriend were play Red Dead Redemption last night. If you know what I mean...

Red Dead Redemption by Fedora Tricks January 23, 2019

[a sack a dead asses]

The act of which something smells like a mixture between
a graveyard with every grave open and five broken toilets used by dierrea victims.

His garbage can smelled like a sack a dead asses.

[a sack a dead asses] by k12 October 12, 2006

beating a dead horse 

an act of sexual perversion combining bestiality, necrophilia and sado-mashocism.

A government study was funded to study various sexual perversions: sado-masochism, necrophilia and bestiality. The study was soon halted however ... the researchers decided they were just beating a dead horse.

beating a dead horse by Figleaf23 January 4, 2009