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Bed Dead 

Referring to any person, male or female, gay or straight, who has lost interest in having any form of sex with anyone. More specifically with their partner of long standing. (Not to be ascribed to anyone with health conditions which would preclude sex).
"He never wants to have sex with me anymore, he's bed dead." or "We used to have such a hot relationship, but she's just bed dead now."
Bed Dead by Joan1 June 1, 2013
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bedroom-dead

Adj:

a) when a woman has not had sex in more than 10 weeks and is sexually frustrated.

b) sexually unsatisfied in general

c) adj used to describe vanilla sex
If a woman is bedroom-dead, def a), and still has carnal needs, she'll probably resort to Craigslist
bedroom-dead by Uncle Dimma September 12, 2016
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Joel's dead 

When Joel Bartling drinks an entire jug of sacramental wine and passes out.
Were did Joel go? Joel's dead.

Mu'fuggin Dead Dog 

1.a dog that's lost it's zest for life
2.a neutered dog
3.a former casanova who can no longer get any women.
John: Tim used to get all the girls, but he cant seem to get any these days.

Jerry: Yea, Tim's a Mu'fuggin Dead Dog man

Fucked Lucille dead 

A gal that has multiple orgasm so intense that sometimes she faints after her final climax.
After writhing about and hollering like a wild animal she suddenly fell limp and lay silent beneath me. I became concerned because I didn't know if I'd fucked Lucille dead, or just unconscious.
Fucked Lucille dead by DW007 September 18, 2012

Red Dead Redemption

When having sex with your partner, they must be on their period, and you have to wear a cowboy hat, while screaming "Yeehaw!"
Me and my girlfriend were play Red Dead Redemption last night. If you know what I mean...

[a sack a dead asses]

The act of which something smells like a mixture between
a graveyard with every grave open and five broken toilets used by dierrea victims.
His garbage can smelled like a sack a dead asses.
[a sack a dead asses] by k12 October 12, 2006