case of crispies

case of light beer

"Could smash CFA and a case of crispies for $40"

by crispy_boy August 7, 2018

3 boy crisis

When you have a boyfriend, make a new friend then they tell you they like you. You have to choose, while thinking an old friend (who is also your first love, and before that your best friend) comes back to talk. They ask you about love advice then after a while of small talk you tell them what's going on. You say things like you'll be alone because you'll screw it all up. After a while he tells you he loves you, you respond as a friend. He tells you no like I did before. Now you're stuck choosing between your current boyfriend, your new bestfriend, or your ex boyfriend who you took forever to get over and now question if you really did. This happens when you fall for 3 people at once.

I am not having a life crisis, Conner said he loves me, Zander is freaking out, and Kris came back and is stepping up. Three boys, and I dont know if I can choose. I'm living a 3 boy crisis.

by @FallenPhoenixIXVII November 23, 2018

Cuban Missile Crisis

Two men stare each other deep in the eyes and masturbate. The first one to ejaculate loses and will be forced to finish the other man off.

"Hey Craig, our Cuban Missile Crisis last night was crazy. I can't belief I came first, my arms are so sore."

by YourBoiSwaggyJ December 12, 2018

rida x crispin

Probably the cutest couple you could think of. "Wow rida and crispin are goals"

Wow rida x crispin are goals

by Apersonyoudontknow111 January 7, 2019

butter’s crispy

when life is just going so well

My friend: How are things with you and your girl?

Me: Butter’s Crispy

by S&JATW May 8, 2019

Pulling off a pereira cristo

Using waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much air to sing a

Wow that guy is pulling off a pereira cristo... he must a raging homosexual.

by piners November 4, 2019

Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis

crisis that happens in mid life where you feel like you didn't achieve anything, didn't do anything
and get angry and upset at the whole life decisions. and all they want is really a person to put them on a leash and roughly fuck brains out and makes you a personal little slut and plays games
and the only person met like that is online and lives in another part of the world

I am so angry and stressed out that I wish i had someone to spend the time with is called Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis

by MoR.Prophesy July 13, 2020