free ice cream

ice cream given by a creeper who is most likely a murderer rapist who will hunt you down and kill you because free ice cream is non-existent and you will pay. Sooner or later...

"OH MY GOSH, he gave me free ice cream!"

"No Hannah.... You will pay... Sooner or later..."

by realeyesrealizereallies July 8, 2014

shrimp cream

Jizz

Dude my girl had some gourmet shrimp cream last night.

by Skruse January 15, 2014

Oatmeal cream pie

When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.

Yea Johnny got me good last night and gave me an oatmeal cream pie. So hot

by Derip September 21, 2020

Strawberries and Cream

When your girl is on her period but you're a romantic so slap down a towel and skip the condom. Upon climax, your semen gloriously mixes with her blood to create a special creamy dessert. Bon appetit!

Mark: Emma, I know you're on your period, but let's make some strawberries and cream and then go to Denny's for Strawberry pancakes.

Emma: This is why I love you

Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?

by Mexican Nate October 20, 2020

vice cream

When obese people get ice cream, even though they bloody well shouldn't.

Also what extramarital affairs get you filled with.

Man this music sucks, but at least I got me some vice cream!

by kebabWaitingGtg May 18, 2019

Cream Corn

Cream corn is like cum but you feed it to your captors

Isabelle: Let's Cream Corn this bitch
Guinn: Haha alright
Isabelle & Guinn: ***shoves cream corn down J twink's throat***

by Serth da Blerd March 20, 2020

Ice Cream Sandwich

getting a tit fuck from an Eskimo

ever heard of an ice cream sandwich...? No..? Retard

Dude i went to Greenland hooked up with this hot ass Eskimo chick and she gave me an ice cream sandwich

by Mr. Virgin May 13, 2019