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Standoff 2 

A counter-strike similar game by Axlebolt made for mobile that replaced critical ops. The majority of the player base of this game is from Russia. Updates are delayed for ios most of the time but the overall game is fun and competitive.
RIP C-ops. Imma go play standoff 2.

ios user: When will standoff 2 update come?
Standoff 2 by Zovio July 8, 2020
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So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day 

A phrase said by a donator to APLfisher designed to make him lose his shit.
"Fuck Petey"

"So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day and as I was about to cum, I fingered my uretha and forced the cummies back inside me. I left it there until it hardened and then I pushed it out and did a pee pee cummie poo. I splerged for Zurg."

*giggling*
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An Asian card game that can consist of 2-4 players. 2 of spades is the highest card.
Me: ok...I go first cuz i have the 3 of diamonds...ummmm...ok...four of a kind 3's
Loser: pass...
Me: straight flush 5-9 hearts
Loser: pass...
Me: royal flush!
Loser: pass...
Me: duh you have to! Two 2's, one spade, and an eight, I win!!!
Big 2 by Killamanjaro May 11, 2004
catchy phrase that adds emphasis on any word or saying
1. Your a dick and 1/2
2. Yo! that was dope and 1/2
3. Let's get sloshed and 1/2
and 1/2 by Dugie May 14, 2005
Person 1: Hey, i'll be over in a bit. I had a little situation with a lead pipe and my entire room that i need to clean.
Person 2: Socom 2?
Person 1: Yeah.
socom 2 by NNNnolan unit March 18, 2004

Diablo 2 

A very addictive game in which the only controls you need is the mouse, numbers 1-4, tab and shift. The game is awesome, I quit for awhile and now im addicted again, SOMEONE HELP ME!!
Dude I pwn3d so many n00bs in D2 last night.
Diablo 2 by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004
no cap
Guy 1: "Yo being gay is the new wave"
Guy 2: "word 2"
Word 2 by raminraihansmokes January 12, 2022