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Shit Schooled

Kid comes bursting in.
Kid: I just got shit schooled!!!!!!!
Mother: Get the fuck out.
by Zolbayar February 5, 2010
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The Hill School

Founded in 1851 the Hill School, once an all boys boarding school, turned coed in 1997. Since the change the school mutated into a sick torture chamber of cruel an unusual punishment. Students enjoy a wide variety of sports, academics, and thinking up countless ways to end their lives. Free time at The Hill consists of a few precious minutes of sitting in your dorm room waiting for your life to start. Any attempts at having any fun whatsoever are futile, since the administration will find fault in even the most innocent of acts. You will be DC-ed or HC-ed and most likely suspended or kicked out. Thus ruining all your chances to get into a decent college. But don’t worry, maybe the team of highly trained college advisors will use their ties with those facilities of “higher education” such as West Chester University to get you back on track. The Hill School often characterized as a prison cell; most people would rather walk into on coming traffic than spend more than few hours in this hellhole. And those who do enjoy The Hill include in the 75% of the population who are complete and utter faggots.
by christina September 21, 2006
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Spence School

All girls school founded in 1892 on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. Girls that get into the Ivy League while looking hot. In one word: perfect.
Spence girls do it better (unofficial school motto)...

Spence girls know how to use hairbrushes (see W article)...
by Clara B. February 6, 2005
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art school

Art school is a place where untalented hipster bullshitters gather to share their terrible ideas and feelings of superiority over anyone who actually has talent. If you are good at drawing or painting art school is not for you because you will eventually become a trembeling, drooling, crying shadow of your former self because being technically good is something to be mocked. The reason that art school morons mock actual talent is because they fear that one day the general public will realise that modern art is rubbish.

I would reccomend art school to anyone who has no talent what-so-ever. So, if smearing poo down a canvas is your thing, I'd say art school is for you.
art school kid 1: I painted this portrait because my work speaks for itself and I don't need a gimmick to sell my work

art school kid 2: That is awful, I can't believe you are good at painting, that is SO 1800s! You will never be successful because you are not DEEP like me! I smeared vomit and blood on a canvas because I am making a comment on the unequality of women in the work place! I AM SO CLEVER!
by Dunkel Popping October 2, 2012
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spence school

an all girls private school in nyc where the girls are pretty and perfect and always get what they want in life
"not for school but for life we learn"

"spence girls do it better" (but really do it best)
by watch_me_shine April 28, 2005
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Brentwood School

Brentwood school is home to a bunch of wet year 7s that act like they’re in highschool musical all the time. This school is one of the best out there, especially because it has some of the most slaggy, most orange girls out there. All the boys in older years are nonces with foot fetishes and fake moncler. Oh and you can’t forget about Brentwood Schools top notch rich kids who constantly flex but at the same time act like they’re the hardest people out there. Don’t even get me started on the absolute units that are the year 8 boys, who watch porn together on the field, might I add.
Normal person: ‘Yo look at that slag with sluggy eyebrows trying to get with an older’

Brentwood wetty: ‘Oh she’s probably from my school.’

EXAMPLE 2-
New hall pussy: ‘Look at them boys over there with Nike coats and 97’s, they look like Romford gang members, let stay away.’
Normal person: ‘don’t worry I see a brentwood school badge sticking out.’
New hall pussy: ‘ah no worries then’
by Gaywanker696969 May 1, 2019
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