Ur Mom

Ur Mom/Mum Being A Pain In The Mother Fucking Asshole.

Your Mom Is Now Ur Mom

by Chugger poo poo June 8, 2022

ur mum

The defenition of 'ur mum', coming from the ancient greek mythology as 'ureono mummus', is a term often used by people who try to convince the person they are talking to, as a form or manner to tell them they are 'gay'.

'Hey how are you doing?', friend 1 said.
'ur mum', friend 2 replied.

by Banaan1234 September 14, 2020

Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018

ur mom

epick burn you tell people when they're being gay

person: you're a bitch
you: ur mom

by i dont like bread January 8, 2023

ur mom

a stupid joke made by a bunch of idiots, dont say it in front of ur teacher or ur gonna get it back to bite ya.

person 1: what are we supposed use this with?
person 2: ur mom
(person 1 beats person 2)

by kaellalien. June 6, 2018

Ur brothers ur mother

The most powerful, insane, phrase that can ever be spoken of.

Steve: ur mum gay
Jack: ur dad lesbian
Steve: THATS IT. UR BROTHERS UR MOTHERRR

*Two universes collide and create a black hole which destroys all of the galaxy*

by DEEPCREEP May 11, 2018

ur mom

An sexist saying, used to insult older woman.

I doubt people hear "ur dad" jokes.

Example:ur moms so fat and ugly she cant fit through the gates of heaven
Me:sexist

by why ur mom jokes arent funny August 28, 2021