taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.

"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."

by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016

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I'll take my question off the air

in a group text: immediately leaving the group after asking a question followed by proclaiming "i'll take my question off the air." A gesture to receive a response one-on-one from any member

Me: Anyone think the building 7 thing is real?
Me: I'll take my question off the air
"Me" has left the group at 11:57pm

by mankthetank May 26, 2016

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take a dish

take a bath or bathe much like dishes do

bitch go take a dish with that stank pussy

by moneymar2134 May 15, 2016

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Take A Clay

When one has absorbed copious amounts of Mexican food and does not realize they need to poop. They then believe they are going to release the most satisfying fart in the history of time, but instead drop of a mountain of shit into their pants. They then make their fiance wash their tainted pants. Also used as a general term for basic bowel movement.

Hey it smells like tacos in here
Yeah I'm about to Take A Clay, fire up that washing machine

by Honky Actual May 20, 2016

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