Ink Job 

The act of giving a blow job while receiving a tattoo

Kari: dude, I totally just did an ink job!
Sara: what's an ink job?
Kari: I have my tattoo artist a blow job while I was getting my tattoo done!

Ink Job by J.Dogg. November 14, 2011

palm job pj 

Brand new way for women to masturbate. It involves the clit and palm stocking. two fingers in the vagina to hold on this fun ride.

I don't know what else to call this masturbation method, so I am doing a palm job pj.

palm job pj by Hot Blue November 1, 2015

Rim job 

When sucking a penis, vagina, anus, or other object, the rimmer licks around the edges, teasing the receiver, increasing the desire to come to climax.

When she blows me, Anne gives my cock head a rim job before taking it all in her mouth. Nothing better than a good rim job first!

Rim job by Dave720 June 22, 2016

Domino Screw Job 

a.k.a Baltimore Colts screw job. when a person, place, or thing screws another person, place, or thing who then screws another person, place, or thing in retaliation, thus creating a domino effect.

Famous Domino Screw Jobs

1. When Robert Irsay moved the Baltimore Colts, little did he know that he would screw not only Baltimore, but also Cleveland for years later Baltimore got the Cleveland Browns to move there and leaving Cleveland a horrible team after 3 years of inactivity.

2. When the Seattle Seahawks signed Pete Carroll from USC, they also screwed Tennessee because USC signed Lane Kiffin in Retaliation

Domino Screw Job by KJACK January 13, 2010

Alaskan Paint Job

A skid-mark left by a stripper's lap dance

My boy just got an Alaskan Paint Job. I told him that stripper was naaaaasty!!

Alaskan Paint Job by BoxKev May 13, 2011

Inside Job 

When you're balls deep in a girls turd cutter and she starts fingering herself in her coochie, thus creating a rubbing motion through the vaginal wall which jerks your cock off. Hence, the Inside Job.

Girl: "Oh boy, I love it when you're in my ass"
Guy: "How bout you give me a little Inside Job baby?"
Girl: "Okay, but after you finish your homework sweetie."

Inside Job by definictionary May 22, 2015

Knee Job

Placing one's penis in the crevice at the back of a female companion's knee, resulting in pleasure when the lady-friend rapidly traps and releases the penis from in-between her thigh and calf, whilst she holds her foot to aid the fast and furious opening and closing action of suffocating and freeing his knob.

'Woiiii, the back of my gyal's knee is more moist than your fam's vajayjays put together! Loved every minute of trapping my knobby in there, especially when she kept doing this thing where it looked like she was opening and closing the back her leg like a pair of scissors, with my codge still in that dutty crevice! Best knee job ever! I was singing 'knees bent, arm stretched ra-ra-ra' throughout that crazy shit!'

Knee Job by Dr Zoolanda K Jizzle June 29, 2014