Lap Fish 

A slang word for a woman's pussy.

Used to describe a woman's vagina, oral sex, or as an orafice.

"I'm gonna eat me some lap fish tonight."

"Man, when I finally caught that lap fish, I ate everything but the bones!!!"

"I'm wanna bang that lap fish!"

"That bitch has some smelly lap fish."

Lap Fish by KDW September 8, 2008

rainbow fish 

an emoish girl. The biggest whore ever. Dies her hair a new color every week.

M: Did u see rainbow fish this week?
S: Yea that whore has black hair. Eww and she keeps talking to Freddie.

rainbow fish by bettywhore May 25, 2008

gefilte fish 

Gefilte fish is a completely nasty food made of ground up fish guts. It is essentially jewish spam.

That gefilte fish tastes like ground up fish guts!

gefilte fish by David Shwartz April 26, 2006

gefilte fish 

A staple of the revered Ashkenazi Jewish cuisine, the same people which brought you delicious hamantashen cookies with apricot and prune filling. Though it has been scientifically proven to be delicious, it often earns a bad reputation from Sephardic Jews, who clearly don't know their asses from their elbows when it comes to good food.

Damn, Bubby. Can a nigga get seconds on that gefilte fish?

gefilte fish by The Ashkenaztiest December 14, 2008

Wootton fish stick 

When one uses a 3 day old, used rubber, inside out, that was left on the floor, under the bed, on a bitch whom he doesn't like. One does this because the cunt he has been fucking without a condom for the past 5 months all of a sudden demands he puts one on just before sex, after she just gave him a B.J. and got him all worked up with a hand job.

I gave that bitch a Wootton fish stick last night. After I put on the old condom, that bitch said, "Is someone cooking fish next door?" It was fucking hilarious!

Wootton fish stick by Adam Wootton November 14, 2007

Anti-Christ Fish Baby 

An Anti-Christ Fish Baby is a satanic child, half human, half fish that worships the devil and will grow up to do his bidding.

Ya mother gave birth to an Anti-Christ Fish Baby and it's doing things for Satan

Anti-Christ Fish Baby by sluthookerskankwhorebitch November 6, 2011

Dick fish 

A selfish friend who doesnt wait around for 30 minutes to get a very important delivery. And is extraordinarily cheap

Lanny is a dick fish.

Dick fish by Shogun123 October 2, 2015