Fertilize the egg

When a girl is giving you head and you're about to bust so you smash an egg on her head and bust your load on it. Then she continues to suck your cock as you lather it into her hair.

"Hey girl you wanna fertilize the egg tonight?"

by anonymous June 30, 2024

Egg-maxing

It's when you shave your head and it's rotund.

man 1: did you see, Jace's new hair-do? He's straight Egg-maxing.
man 2: yeah, that shit is rotund.

by milkypai July 2, 2024

egg event

When Tina calls for overtime with a zero percent chance of rain and charges the black employees double for eggs

Oh shit! It’s sunny out, better bother the higher up because we got an egg event on our hands. I hope Euclides is there the light bill is due.

by HackAttack8 July 4, 2024

Scrambled eggs

Redneck abortion but easier.

Tom: You see that guy over there with the big ass dent in the top of his head?
Susan B. Ballin: Yeah, He looks like his mom tried to turn him into Scrambled Eggs

by He really said glass of juice July 17, 2024

Good Egg

Used to describe someone who is kind, reliable, and generally pleasant to be around. It refers to a person with good character, someone who is trustworthy and decent. The term is often used in a light-hearted or affectionate way.

You hear Dante is driving us to steel later? He's a good egg.

by anonymous July 18, 2024

pickled egg

engage in a sexual act of deprived nature

Gillian gave the Drow outside the Bordello a pickled egg after she greeted him warmly.

by LawsOfChaos July 28, 2024

egg bugging

Known glitch in the speed running community used to glitch out of map geometry (also referred as being out of bounds).

"he shed 5 seconds off his PB by egg bugging, that's crazy!"

"I went to purgatory with my friends today by egg bugging before we all shot each other to death while laughing"

by 0xReve July 29, 2024