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Good job boner! -Dani
by nickyagami123 September 23, 2022
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Eternal Boner

A boner men get when they’re around the girl that they see as the hottest girl in their opinions. Eternal boners can happen from a guy looking at a super hot nude girl on porn, seeing a naked hot in person when they’re about to have sex with them, or seeing their crush naked whatever if it’s in porn or real life.
Me: Man, I cannot stop thinking about Matilde. Every time I see her naked pictures and videos from her Onlyfans, I feel like I get an eternal boner. If I see her naked in person, I’d really have an eternal boner.

Person: Dude, you’re obsessed with her. You wouldn’t last one second having sex with her.

Me: Yes, but I’d still have a huge boner after cumming. I bet I could cum multiple times.

Person: Yeah, right.
by AntiCircumcisionMan January 3, 2021
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Boner Boat

A term used to describe an extremely attractive woman
by Tha juice is loose November 22, 2011
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boner titties

Titties that give a man a boner.
I gave my husband and erection last night from my boner titties.
by Ownedkitten January 31, 2017
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Sheona boner

Sheona boner is a shiny start that makes you happy
by Mrjesusmum November 19, 2023
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Boner fart stinky poopoo

The act of sending a meme of niggward with the caption "boner fart stinky poopoo" after asking a girl out in hope of her liking you back.
Axel- dude Lubin just dropped a Boner fart stinky poopoo

Mael- and did it work ?

Axel- of course not.

Mael- what a loser
by Tiger master January 6, 2023
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Word boner

When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst kind of boner because someone got hard to words.
Female over text: I wanna touch you

Male: * starts getting word boner*
by Mid12:00Night October 8, 2020
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