Where you have 2 or more cops wrapped in a blanket and shoved their own batons in their anus until it starts to bleed
by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty June 18, 2020

by ahxhsneisnxhuxnd May 5, 2018

by Piece of a grain August 17, 2022

by Idefinewordscauseican September 6, 2021

A human garbage disposal that will eagerly eat any and all of the cheap, degrading snacks that a school administration places in the breakroom as a show of appreciation for its teachers. Thomas' Pre-sliced bagels? Gone. Grahm crackers with betty Crocker whip? Gone. Store brand tortilla chips? Decimated by 3rd period.
Teacher A- "Hey someone ate all the donuts in the breakroom already, what the fuck?"
Teacher B- "Drats! The Haitian Pig strikes again"
Teacher B- "Drats! The Haitian Pig strikes again"
by throwawayname December 17, 2022

by sLadyPanda September 4, 2022

by spouer November 22, 2017
