top tanker

The act of shitting in the top tank of a toilet (usually not your own)

Jeramy Russell gave the Shell station a top tanker after dude said we were too drunk to buy beer. When he was done, I pulled the ol' dry docker.

by larry the lesbian August 11, 2017

Top rack apples

Best stuff, top of the hierarchy,.

"Josh thinks he's all that."
"Yeah he reckons he's top rack apples but I'd thomp him"

by anonymous July 14, 2023

Top-shelving

When you pop a dip dipping tobacco in your upper lip.

His lower tray was raw so he embraced top-shelving a beaver pinch.

by hilarioyo January 21, 2016

Top Five Vibes

When you vibe to hard. You make top ten

This cat kinda chill tho😯 he made the Top Five Vibes

by JewishMeister November 5, 2019

top

guy tops a girl
when a guy is shifting/meeting a girl and he slides her hands up under her top and bra and squeezes her tits
beware, if done without asking first get ready for a kick in the balls

danny: did you hear that shane topped rebecca last night? she got so turned on she started grinding against his leg so he stuck his finger up her skirt and started fingering her! you should hear some of the sounds she made!

by ginalinettispaghetticonfetti November 16, 2019

Top Urgent

Something may or may not be important, but you are feeling an unstoppable desire to showcase how much of an asshole you can be by making it everyone else's problem. However you lack the authority and balls to actually get people to take notice of the situation. This is when you whip out phrases like Top Urgent.
This is a favourite email subject line used by Karens complaining about a misspelling on an automated newsletter, or by parents around the world who have lived miserable lives themselves and are now living vicariously through their children and making their lives miserable as well.

Email subject line by Karen -

TOP URGENT - My child was not included in the Children With Birthdays this month calendar, even though her birthday is next month

by #NotYourTherapist August 17, 2024

Crop Top

a top that is definitely against the dress code, but nobody cares. (Except THAT ONE TEACHER, as well as THAT ONE SUB.)

That one teacher: "Hey, you cant wear that crop top here!"
girl: "AND!?!?"

by I KAN SPEL June 13, 2022