A type of gaseous irritant which causes burning of the eyes, swelling and post-nasal drip in obese individuals only.
by GeneralCane May 19, 2009
How to deal with nice guys
What they want
They try to say really bad things about them selfs to make people feel bad and pity them/ be nice to them
Why do they
They usually do this so they look innocent and make new friends or they use this on people they don’t nessarly like so they can manipulate them and make them look deceiving
What you should do
1. Confront them and tell them that they should stop talking down on them selfs and how it affects them
1. If one doesn’t work ask them why they talk bad abt them selfs and then change it from there
2. If none of those work just agree with what they are saying bc it will probably take them back and make them think why do they guilt trip people and they’ll either stop doing that or ask why you said that and if they ask why you say that you say well I know what your trying to do and sense you talk bad abt yourself to everyone you must be trying to get people to agree with you or something
3. If they get mad at you for confronting them just start hanging around their friends and try to stay on their minds and manifesting works too
What they want
They try to say really bad things about them selfs to make people feel bad and pity them/ be nice to them
Why do they
They usually do this so they look innocent and make new friends or they use this on people they don’t nessarly like so they can manipulate them and make them look deceiving
What you should do
1. Confront them and tell them that they should stop talking down on them selfs and how it affects them
1. If one doesn’t work ask them why they talk bad abt them selfs and then change it from there
2. If none of those work just agree with what they are saying bc it will probably take them back and make them think why do they guilt trip people and they’ll either stop doing that or ask why you said that and if they ask why you say that you say well I know what your trying to do and sense you talk bad abt yourself to everyone you must be trying to get people to agree with you or something
3. If they get mad at you for confronting them just start hanging around their friends and try to stay on their minds and manifesting works too
He is such a pick me guy!!!
by User_urban_Anonymous April 17, 2021
A very thin heterosexual male who when traveling with other males decides to dress himself only with a washcloth worn as a loincloth. A short towel guy will always refer to himself in the third person when making an entrance into a room of males. This behavior is primarily done for shock value and is especially effective when least expected.
Short Towel Guy(entering the room): Has anyone seen Short Towel Guy?
Travel companion: Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
Travel companion: Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
by furry bear September 23, 2009
1. A phrase to use as an excuse when you would rather not explain how you acquired something.
2. A phrase to calm your friend down after he/she has done something wrong and is looking for some help.
2. A phrase to calm your friend down after he/she has done something wrong and is looking for some help.
1. Jimmy: Dude, where did you get that gallon of PCP?
John: I know a guy.
2. Jenny: Oh my god, I'm pregnant! What the fuck am I gonna do?!?!
Jillian: Chill out, I know a guy.
John: I know a guy.
2. Jenny: Oh my god, I'm pregnant! What the fuck am I gonna do?!?!
Jillian: Chill out, I know a guy.
by furrymonkey March 02, 2010
Slang for Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) the Colonel has been dead for years, thus you are eating chicken from a dead guy.
by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 08, 2006
A person who:
- is relatively attractive and seems to come from money or hippy parents or both.
- calls everyone bro or bra
- wears flip flops and surf shorts EVERYWHERE. May or may not wear a baseball or trucker cap.
- is tan and might be multi-ethnic but usually white
- listens to Jack Johnson, Jason Mraz and Dave Matthews. If over 30, listens to Hootie and the Blowfish, Chumbawumba and Blues Traveler.
- gets drunk weekly, if not daily and might urinate in someone's yard.
- isn't necessarily a chauvinist but thinks of all women as attainable. Similar to a Romanticist.
- is a part time surfer or sky diver or bungee jumper. Not usually a skateboarder or a rock climber but is friends with some. Isn't football fanatic but is ok with pretty much outdoor activity.
- is a metrosexual with hair and hygiene products but is not a clean housekeeper.
- appears shop at urban outfitter but doesn't seem to buy his own clothes because he never has money.
- wears puka shells. Is partially into most Eastern cultures accessories and spirituality, especially if it will appeal to cute hippy or sorority girls.
- drives just over the speed limit. Isn't in a hurry and doesnt pay attention to where he's going.
- plays a lot of a specific kind of video games (game cube) but not all kinds.
- not a geek or nerd but might have a skill
- is emotionally careless and completely unreliable.
- might have a pet but someone else takes care of it.
- does laundry at his mothers house or ex girlfriends
- eats healthy and is environmentally conscious. sort of.
- does not go to a gym but is somehow in shape.
- has a medium sized ego which appears as opportunism but not real ambition.
- is relatively attractive and seems to come from money or hippy parents or both.
- calls everyone bro or bra
- wears flip flops and surf shorts EVERYWHERE. May or may not wear a baseball or trucker cap.
- is tan and might be multi-ethnic but usually white
- listens to Jack Johnson, Jason Mraz and Dave Matthews. If over 30, listens to Hootie and the Blowfish, Chumbawumba and Blues Traveler.
- gets drunk weekly, if not daily and might urinate in someone's yard.
- isn't necessarily a chauvinist but thinks of all women as attainable. Similar to a Romanticist.
- is a part time surfer or sky diver or bungee jumper. Not usually a skateboarder or a rock climber but is friends with some. Isn't football fanatic but is ok with pretty much outdoor activity.
- is a metrosexual with hair and hygiene products but is not a clean housekeeper.
- appears shop at urban outfitter but doesn't seem to buy his own clothes because he never has money.
- wears puka shells. Is partially into most Eastern cultures accessories and spirituality, especially if it will appeal to cute hippy or sorority girls.
- drives just over the speed limit. Isn't in a hurry and doesnt pay attention to where he's going.
- plays a lot of a specific kind of video games (game cube) but not all kinds.
- not a geek or nerd but might have a skill
- is emotionally careless and completely unreliable.
- might have a pet but someone else takes care of it.
- does laundry at his mothers house or ex girlfriends
- eats healthy and is environmentally conscious. sort of.
- does not go to a gym but is somehow in shape.
- has a medium sized ego which appears as opportunism but not real ambition.
Jeff Spicoli from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" is a douchey bro guy.
Dick Casablancas on "Veronica Mars" is a douchey bro guy.
Dick Casablancas on "Veronica Mars" is a douchey bro guy.
by Dot C December 08, 2007
A person who claims they know a lot about cars But tends to only talk about over-popular car brands like Ferrari,Lamborghini,Bugatti,ETC...
Car Guy:Whats your favorite car?
Wannabe:its the Ferrari Veyron
Car Guy:*Face palms* Lets face it you don't know S**t about cars your a Wannabe Car Guy.
Wannabe:its the Ferrari Veyron
Car Guy:*Face palms* Lets face it you don't know S**t about cars your a Wannabe Car Guy.
by DANK_WATERMELON_MEMES April 06, 2017