Smurf J

Receiving a blow job from a partner with a blue mouth, such as immediately after sucking on a blue raspberry sucker.

Dude, Rachael gives the best Smurf J’s.

by catheterking June 26, 2020

Shazim J

A Trini-Guyanese guy that is in love with Demi.

Damn "Shazim J" is going to marry Demi.

by Chocolatekiss February 10, 2022

j-hope

J-hope refer to dog

you may also use it as J-dog if you like
he is not the sunshine in bts.
He might be one of the member of nth room.

why are you such a j-hope?

by billytanxzw April 28, 2020

J ballin

When one hangs their balls outside one chosen leg hole of their whitey-tighties.

Gormo: You free ballin’ tonight my guy?
Jalen: Naw, I’m J ballin’ son.

by myrealnameisbaker June 21, 2018

Duncan J

Bad at uno , owns a cab company that collects kids much like Uber but with no returns

Middle schooler:”have you seen that man giving out sweets at the gate?”
Middle schooler 2:”yeah what a Duncan J

by WHEATABIX:o October 28, 2021

J-Over

BEYOND cooked. When it is J-Over for someone, it means they are so cooked, it is over for them. They are remembered infamously as the most cooked person. It is also the last letter added to the alphabet, and it is seen as an outsider to everyone.

A - Over : Slightly Cooked

E - Over : Cooked

O - Over : Burnt

T - Over : Charcoal

Z - Over : Ashes

J - Over : BEYOND COOKED

Bro 1: Dude, it's J-Over for me.
Bro 2: Why do you say that?

Bro 1: I have 50 assignments due in an hour.
Bro 2: How?! We worked on them together!
Bro 1: I was playing while we did.
Bro 2: Into the J-Over abyss you go

by KlaPAoish March 10, 2025

Michael J Russell

Character from old Irish Folklore. Ranga. Similar attributes to Ronald McDonald. Equal to Ian Hawke possibly. Only Freo supporter in the state. Never fully clothed.

''Look at that Michael J Russell over there''
''HOLY CHEESE''
*Starts getting naked

by Nightfella0 May 6, 2024