The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

Brain

Something you don’t have.

Person #1, “What’s a brain?”

Person #2, “Look it up on urban dictionary.”

by Bubinator November 18, 2020

Elden brain

Elden brain a state where someone has become a god in human intelect and the people around them are dumbfounded with his very existance

I respect all games but that game Elden ring is truly one of a kind .My Elden brain friend agrees he also hates how Activision Blizzard is milkng thier players its almost they have a Cod brain and the only thing they wish is to let chaos take the world.

by HADES2&SILKSONG_GOTY2023 April 19, 2023

brain shock

that feeling that you get when water goes up your nose. the equivalent of brain freeze when you eat something cold

I got brain shock when I tried to do a frontflip underwater

by monkeyknuckles94 January 4, 2010

China Brain

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CHINA BRAIN

by Syfaxes October 19, 2020

Bando brain

When one's self has stop striving for anything outside of being homeless; Someone that has claimed a place or property their own but doesn't; the state of mind one often has after homelessness as they hoard, steal, and lie for no reason.

The amount of food he hid in his closet only points to him having bando brain.

by Goatee FOE November 23, 2022

Summer brain

The excuse for stupidity and immaturity during summer. This could also be used as an excuse for saying something stupid in general.

Someone: Umm what…?
Me: I have summer brain right now:)

by Ardybardy April 29, 2021