Coolest Guy Ever: Hey, I just got a new Xbox360, anyone want to play?
Random1: Xbox? GAY, no. Why the hell would I-
Coolest Guy Ever: I have a PS3 as well, if you would prefer, I also have tickets to The Avengers.
Random2: Can I go?
Coolest Guy Ever: Sure.
Random2: Sweet! Let me just get my Shield!
Coolest Guy Ever: On second thought, hey Random1, lets go before Random2 gets back...
Random1: Xbox? GAY, no. Why the hell would I-
Coolest Guy Ever: I have a PS3 as well, if you would prefer, I also have tickets to The Avengers.
Random2: Can I go?
Coolest Guy Ever: Sure.
Random2: Sweet! Let me just get my Shield!
Coolest Guy Ever: On second thought, hey Random1, lets go before Random2 gets back...
by OhWowYouAgain November 4, 2012
Get the Coolest Guy Evermug. A type of gaseous irritant which causes burning of the eyes, swelling and post-nasal drip in obese individuals only.
by GeneralCane May 18, 2009
Get the Fat guy gasmug. 1. A phrase to use as an excuse when you would rather not explain how you acquired something.
2. A phrase to calm your friend down after he/she has done something wrong and is looking for some help.
2. A phrase to calm your friend down after he/she has done something wrong and is looking for some help.
1. Jimmy: Dude, where did you get that gallon of PCP?
John: I know a guy.
2. Jenny: Oh my god, I'm pregnant! What the fuck am I gonna do?!?!
Jillian: Chill out, I know a guy.
John: I know a guy.
2. Jenny: Oh my god, I'm pregnant! What the fuck am I gonna do?!?!
Jillian: Chill out, I know a guy.
by furrymonkey March 2, 2010
Get the I Know A Guymug. A person who:
- is relatively attractive and seems to come from money or hippy parents or both.
- calls everyone bro or bra
- wears flip flops and surf shorts EVERYWHERE. May or may not wear a baseball or trucker cap.
- is tan and might be multi-ethnic but usually white
- listens to Jack Johnson, Jason Mraz and Dave Matthews. If over 30, listens to Hootie and the Blowfish, Chumbawumba and Blues Traveler.
- gets drunk weekly, if not daily and might urinate in someone's yard.
- isn't necessarily a chauvinist but thinks of all women as attainable. Similar to a Romanticist.
- is a part time surfer or sky diver or bungee jumper. Not usually a skateboarder or a rock climber but is friends with some. Isn't football fanatic but is ok with pretty much outdoor activity.
- is a metrosexual with hair and hygiene products but is not a clean housekeeper.
- appears shop at urban outfitter but doesn't seem to buy his own clothes because he never has money.
- wears puka shells. Is partially into most Eastern cultures accessories and spirituality, especially if it will appeal to cute hippy or sorority girls.
- drives just over the speed limit. Isn't in a hurry and doesnt pay attention to where he's going.
- plays a lot of a specific kind of video games (game cube) but not all kinds.
- not a geek or nerd but might have a skill
- is emotionally careless and completely unreliable.
- might have a pet but someone else takes care of it.
- does laundry at his mothers house or ex girlfriends
- eats healthy and is environmentally conscious. sort of.
- does not go to a gym but is somehow in shape.
- has a medium sized ego which appears as opportunism but not real ambition.
- is relatively attractive and seems to come from money or hippy parents or both.
- calls everyone bro or bra
- wears flip flops and surf shorts EVERYWHERE. May or may not wear a baseball or trucker cap.
- is tan and might be multi-ethnic but usually white
- listens to Jack Johnson, Jason Mraz and Dave Matthews. If over 30, listens to Hootie and the Blowfish, Chumbawumba and Blues Traveler.
- gets drunk weekly, if not daily and might urinate in someone's yard.
- isn't necessarily a chauvinist but thinks of all women as attainable. Similar to a Romanticist.
- is a part time surfer or sky diver or bungee jumper. Not usually a skateboarder or a rock climber but is friends with some. Isn't football fanatic but is ok with pretty much outdoor activity.
- is a metrosexual with hair and hygiene products but is not a clean housekeeper.
- appears shop at urban outfitter but doesn't seem to buy his own clothes because he never has money.
- wears puka shells. Is partially into most Eastern cultures accessories and spirituality, especially if it will appeal to cute hippy or sorority girls.
- drives just over the speed limit. Isn't in a hurry and doesnt pay attention to where he's going.
- plays a lot of a specific kind of video games (game cube) but not all kinds.
- not a geek or nerd but might have a skill
- is emotionally careless and completely unreliable.
- might have a pet but someone else takes care of it.
- does laundry at his mothers house or ex girlfriends
- eats healthy and is environmentally conscious. sort of.
- does not go to a gym but is somehow in shape.
- has a medium sized ego which appears as opportunism but not real ambition.
Jeff Spicoli from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" is a douchey bro guy.
Dick Casablancas on "Veronica Mars" is a douchey bro guy.
Dick Casablancas on "Veronica Mars" is a douchey bro guy.
by Dot C January 3, 2008
Get the douchey bro guymug. Slang for Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) the Colonel has been dead for years, thus you are eating chicken from a dead guy.
by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006
Get the Dead guy's chickenmug. A person who claims they know a lot about cars But tends to only talk about over-popular car brands like Ferrari,Lamborghini,Bugatti,ETC...
Car Guy:Whats your favorite car?
Wannabe:its the Ferrari Veyron
Car Guy:*Face palms* Lets face it you don't know S**t about cars your a Wannabe Car Guy.
Wannabe:its the Ferrari Veyron
Car Guy:*Face palms* Lets face it you don't know S**t about cars your a Wannabe Car Guy.
by DANK_WATERMELON_MEMES April 6, 2017
Get the Wannabe Car guymug. When a poor nice guy can't get a girl to like him just because she
- already has a boyfriend
- thinks he is completely unattractive
- doesn't like his personality
or because he
- is a total neckbeard
- doesn't understand social cues
- is probably a brony, furry, etc.
- calls himself a "pickup artist"
- wears a fedora everywhere he goes
- already has a boyfriend
- thinks he is completely unattractive
- doesn't like his personality
or because he
- is a total neckbeard
- doesn't understand social cues
- is probably a brony, furry, etc.
- calls himself a "pickup artist"
- wears a fedora everywhere he goes
A neckbeard says, "I can't believe Stephanie won't dump her boyfriend and be my girlfriend. Girls always go for the douchebags when they could have a guy like me who will love them and respect them!"
His non-neckbeard friend replies, "Dude- you've totally got Nice Guy Syndrome! Go jack off to My Little Pony or some shit."
His non-neckbeard friend replies, "Dude- you've totally got Nice Guy Syndrome! Go jack off to My Little Pony or some shit."
by 33thanksnothanks33 May 10, 2018
Get the Nice Guy Syndromemug.