J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.

"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."

by joe995 January 14, 2025

Edin j

the most perfect man on earth. absolute perfection. not a single flaw. amazing boyfriend material. 10/10.

Edin j turns me on everytime he walks in.

by edinsbiggestfan March 29, 2022

mary j blige

someone is considered a mary if they purchase an iconic shirt with none other than our lord and saviour, mary j blige, on it and it becomes the only thing they wear everytime they exit their house. if they meet this criteria, they will therefore be renamed mary and their original birth name will nullify.

person 1: babe is that steph over there?
person 2: no you dirty bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.

by babefest July 17, 2021

lily j

a drop dead gorgeous girl, with a rockin body! I would let her kiss me anytime!

lily j is a hotness gelatinous

by Porte123 January 3, 2015

J cone

An Australian slang term for pulling a joint through the cone of a bong

yo homie wanna go pull a J cone?

by aussie1174 December 30, 2019

J. A. R. S.

Just a regular simp.

Bro did you hear about Jose? He just on some J. A. R. S. Shit.

by Anon_900 October 12, 2020

mattie j

A pussy ass bitch, who has a small dick.

Damn, jeffrey is a real mattie j.

by SuzieMom December 23, 2017