uncle bob

the goat. an absolute legend. will never leave your side. will die to protect you. get yourself an uncle bob (t-800).

uncle bob was the goat. why did he have to die

by foxy_6471 December 1, 2024

Bob

Why did you type this?Did you think it would be funny.You know people actually are named bob.It means hard
Bob means hard.

I was thinling long and bob about this.
fridaynightfunkingBob was bob mod.

by qzsecftbhumko.;{ January 12, 2022

Bob

He's just Bob what else would you expect from this a guy named Joe?

BOB THE BUILDER HE CAN FIX IT.

by Scroodle March 18, 2021

Filth-A-Ka-Bob

A skank who wears 5 layers of make-up, thinks she is the shit and attractive (but really she looks like someone just pissed on her face), and illegally loses her virginity to an older guy and gets a STD

Why is he talking to that filth-a-ka-bob?! She is foul!

by UrFoul824 January 30, 2010

Uncle Bob

A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.

Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."

by Yardboy May 14, 2015

Bob

Bob is the cutest, the brightest and the most intelligent goldfish that always smiles and makes you laugh all the time. It’s pure joy to watch him swim around the glass jar even though sometimes he wants to come out. Then you have to tell him why he can’t leave the water. Even though i love him very much, i can’t let him do anything he wants because sometimes he may be a bit silly. He’s really active which is bad for a fish but that’s Bob. don’t forget to feed him or if u fed him because he won’t remind you. if you feed him too much or too less he will either explode or shrink to death so you need to be super careful. Other than that he is the most perfect goldfish for dinner, only if you’ve fed him well enough; it’s better if you dip Bob in soy sauce and don’t forget to cook him before eating as he might have std which is very contagious and can be critical to not only you but also your offsprings.

Kid: “mommy i’m hungry, can we have Bob for dinner today?”
Mom: “He’s not fat enough yet, maybe next week he’ll be ready”

by BobbyLad November 22, 2021

BOB

Battery operated boyfriend

Why Are you using Bob's when they have robs now it's so much cheaper on batteries

by Tressmess July 22, 2022