Scoot-fart Share definition Flag When you try to scoot and your bumhole turns into a whistle for all to hear. Scooooootttt. JD tried to get out of his chair quietly. Instead he let a lil scoot-fart to announce his presence in the room. Scoot-fart by hesthly January 7, 2022 0 0 Get merch Get the Scoot-fart mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch