Meme pie 

When you mass text a bunch of memes to a friend in one message.

You just sent me a meme bukkake .
No man. Meme cream pie !

Meme Pie !

Meme pie by Spazzhat June 3, 2018

Cutie pie 

People mistakenly use this form when trying to write the word "cutiepie".

I made a letr fo my sweeet wife/sister sayin' she a cutie pie. However momma/ aunt Lauren saw the letter and smacked me right on my tractor arm for misspelling the word. Why am I so stupid? :(

Cutie pie by Gjorge May 9, 2018

zitty pie 

A zitty pie is a pie that is made of zit-mayonaise. It's really great, really.

Yesterday my mom made a zitty pie out of my zits.

zitty pie by DonutCallMe May 15, 2018

Crunchy Pie 

A Hairy pussy

I ate her crunchy pie.

Crunchy Pie by CarlitosE June 10, 2018

Pumpkin Pie 

A pie that usually contains or appears to contain pumpkin ingredients. It is often associated with Thanksgiving.

Can someone please pass me the pumpkin pie?

Pumpkin Pie by Achromatic Chameleon June 14, 2018

Sausage Pie 

seeing how most of us like to associate good sex with good food, here's another nutritious term to add to your urban vocabulary. Uses of the term include but are not limited to, any girl you had sex with in the past ( my sausage pie) or just simply the act of sex (making sausage pie), where the pie shell is the vagina and the sausage is obviously the penis.

Person 1: what do you want to do tonight?
Person 2: idk....umm go for a coffee?

Person 1: id be up for it but it's Sunday, everything's closed, dang!
Person 2: we'll figure something out
Person 1: well my tvs broken. We can't watch Netflix, so let's make some sausage pie!

Sausage Pie by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams June 16, 2018

Beryllium Pie 

A Beryllium Pie is a pie, normally of sweet origins (e.g. apple pie) with cocaine mixed into the filling and/or pastry.

"Did we cook that Apple pie right? I don't feel so good..."
"You idiot. You 24 karat idiot. That was a Beryllium Pie. What a total idiot.."

Beryllium Pie by C L G June 28, 2018