Nut goblin

A person that sneaks around and ambushes people to steal their semen. They are rarely seen during the day and if you do see one, be prepared to protect your nut.

Hey man I heard the cops came to your house last night, everything alright?

Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.

by gloz February 27, 2021

Nut chopper

A woman that tries to emasculate a man. She literally nags u until u physically feel like uve been kicked in the nuts.

My ex wife is a real nut chopper. Aka ball buster.

by CovidCreston July 10, 2020

Funky in the nuts

An insult used to describe someone who is a mixture of funky and crazy, or someone who is messed up in the head in a bizzare way

“Bro, Emily, you’re so funky in the nuts.”

by flyinghuskycat May 19, 2023

gezonke nut

Similar to dingleberries but for Dutchmen.

A solid trip down Boshoff Street can leave some gezonke nuts behind.

by Swarriebucks December 22, 2017

hot nut

When a man nuts after heating his balls with a blowtorch

My girlfriend came home when i was attempting to give myself a hot nut but failed and instead burned my balls.

by wowzas3 December 21, 2018

Wing-nut

A person with one nut and, or one larger in size than the other

Poor guy has a wing-nut

by Kitttkat November 23, 2021

Nut-Tail

When a person has semen on their backside.

I gave that girl/boy a nut-tail.

Damn you see that nut tail?

by AndyGomez3105 July 29, 2019