Wang eye  

The a-symmetry of a person's eyes with one eye facing a seperate direction to the other, usually towards the nose.

Person 1: Hey dude look at that chick
Person 2: Holy shit she has a total Wang eye Wang eye

Wang eye by jon the prong March 22, 2009

eiffey eyes 

Its when a girl gives you a certain sexual look that instantly tells you that she wants you to eiffel tower her with one of your friends.

Lavender looked at me with her eiffey eyes and I knew that she wanted me to fuck her from behind.

eiffey eyes by Mr. Blood Flow January 21, 2009

COD Eyes

The feeling in your eyes, after playing an hours of call of duty in the dark, when the light gets turned on

"turns on lights"
Bob: Ahhhh why did you do that?
Craig: You have been playing for hours man go get some food
Bob: I cant now, I have COD Eyes

COD Eyes by J Spin November 4, 2011

Green Eyes 

The most beautiful, and the rarest eye color. Other women don't have them tend to be jealous of women with green eyes because they're so unique. Brown eyes are common, and blue eyes look generic!

Guy 1: That woman is drop dead gorgeous!
Guys 2: It's because she has green eyes! They're so much better than blue eyes!

Green Eyes by nbunch81 August 29, 2018

squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german 

a foreign midget who's prostate tickles whenever a funny joke is told to him.

"squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german likes to skip through the forest."

squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german by Legitronnnn March 8, 2009

You have no eyes 

A phrase of unknown and endless power, if used properly, it could, say... end war, solve world hunger... you catch my drift.
To be used to end an argument, or as a jovial greeting.

WARNING:

-If repeated too often, family and friends could disown you.
-Blind people don't appreciate this phrase

Variations and applications:
-You've got no eyes!
-Looks like somebody doesn't have any eyes!
-Look at that... Oh sorry, you have no eyes!
-Why don't you grow a pair... of eyes!

Steve: You're so fat!
Fat guy in denial: Well... You have no eyes!
Steve: Ouch...

You have no eyes by TentCrew August 9, 2010

Billie EyeLash 

A sad emo bitch that makes sad songs and makes every 13 y o emo girl contemplate their life and makes everyone end up being emo and hating their parents or some shit

hey Billie EyeLash, no one likes you

Billie EyeLash by diegosnewusername_on_insta October 1, 2019