David

A pretty cool guy who plays the guitar and loves to run two mans from Monday thru Friday, and is easy going guy. HE IS EASY!

Aw Man, I really wanted to go on a two man with David but it's saturday.

by araki. November 6, 2025

The David paradox

The David paradox is a weird phenomenon that causes your straight friends to send you gay porn intros at 3:00am without explanation.

“Hey man I’m sorry about last night I had a random urge to send you gay porn intros it just happens out of nowhere it must be the David paradox happening”

by Br0Trøn November 16, 2025

Dirty David

The act of removing a hemorrhoid with your bare teeth and then baby bird feeding it to the recipient

“Last night I gave a dirty David to Zack. Tasted like beef jerky”

by Lil dirty Pablo November 20, 2025

Dingbat David

A man who is an absolute goofball who is shorter than the definition of short and is weirdly into anal sexual intercourse.

That guy across the table is such a Dingbat David stay away from him.

by Christopher Columbus the XXXIV December 5, 2025

Benjamin David

Benjamin David
noun | ben-juh-min day-vid
A living testament to love and strength: quiet yet resolute, tender yet steadfast, a mountain soul whose gaze and heart reflect both courage and warmth. One whose life is a gift to all who know him.

“Meeting him was like discovering a Benjamin David — calm, strong, and so impossibly kind that I couldn’t resist the urge to massage his back every night.”

by Lunaleche<3 December 24, 2025

David

David is an extremely complex individual. He’s multifaceted and deep. He’s pensive but hardly an introvert. He’s the total antithesis of quiet. Instead he’s opinionated and boisterous. But, don’t be fooled he’s very strategic with his delivery. He’ll never speak out of context and his charm/wit is alluring. He’s trustworthy and honest; he couldn’t lie even if he wanted to. He’s proud of what he’s accomplished, yet humble with no need to brag.

Name one person you’d call when you need advice. David, I’d call a David

by Boy_with_no_Name_MIA305 November 22, 2021

David

David is a sweet, kind, and loving person. He is very shy and quiet but he is one of the best people you will ever meet. He is handsome and has the biggest heart. He LOVES the color green. He will go out of his way to make sure you are alright and tries his best to care for you. David has an unmatchable energy that makes others around him smile. David deserves everything.

David is an amazing person

by someone.you.shouldcareabout November 22, 2021