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Vagina Hoe

noun: One that specializes in the vaginal branch of the "Hoe" profession. This craft has become so diluted by other types of "hoe-ing" (such as Butt Hoe) and poor Vagina Hoe skills (due to laziness) that a possible pending extinction of the profession has become a popular issue, going so far as to raising "Vagina Hoe Awareness" among its fans.

Love and respect for the dying art form has even resulted in a street (understandably) being named after the Vagina Hoe profession in La Quinta, California: Calle Vallejo (Spanish for Vagina Hoe Street).
Excuse me, Fake Andrew, do you serve any Vagina Hoes here? No? That's a shame. Don't you know about Vagina Hoe awareness? Respect the art.
by AyandesS, baby. Who else? December 12, 2012
mugGet the Vagina Hoemug.

Spicy Vagina

When your fucking vagina gets too hot to touch. Get a damn doctor if this happens to you.
Oh, shit! My spicy vagina hurts!
by 00shocker00 June 20, 2019
mugGet the Spicy Vaginamug.

vagina is kinda

cult against dicks and super straight hoes <3
person #1: have you heard of vagina is kinda 😇🙏🛐?

person #2: no i haven't
person #1: it's the best cult, you should join it or we'll eat ur toes *becomes funnee monkee and starts dancing breakdance on astronaut in the ocean song*
by uni sushi June 19, 2021
mugGet the vagina is kindamug.

vagina

your vagina is shit and smells fishy
by keisha balls April 9, 2022
mugGet the vaginamug.

Vagina balls

VAGINA BALLS AREETHANS BALLS THEY GET EATEN BY HIS DINOSAUR UNDERWEAR HAHAHA
"ETHAN YOURE VAGINA BALLS LOOK JUICY AS FUCK LEMME LICK DEM"
by ishootniggasforfun March 6, 2022
mugGet the Vagina ballsmug.

gummy vagina

A vagina that has not been used in or over three years.
Dude, you're mom has a gummy vagina.
by RAINBOW WARRIOR November 2, 2014
mugGet the gummy vaginamug.

vagina

A warm, snuggly pouch to put your penis in if it is cold, like a jacket! Loved by men. Also only on women.
Man : Man my penis is so cold!

Other man : Yoo go to a woman and stick it into her vagina!

Man : Ok
by AMatureMan May 26, 2024
mugGet the vaginamug.

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