Tom

All you need to know about Tom is that he’s a rebel and loves monster trucks. Give him a dare and no matter how big or small, he’ll do it. A little slower than average on skis but what he lacks in speed he makes up for in bravery

“Who’s that over there eating chutney with his hands, doesn’t he know there is bread?”

“Oh, don’t mind him, that’s just Tom”

by Ij92 November 23, 2021

Tomming

Touching people inappropriately and not knowing what no means while thinking you're cool by looking like Harry Potter when everyone else knows that you don't because you're a dumb fuck.

"Why are you tomming? That's not okay?"
"You were just tommed by that guy. Why was he tomming?"

by Beaty McMeat November 9, 2019

Hot tom

a giant soft shit

I had some bad sushi last night and hat to drop a hot tom when I got home

by fuck you tom you piece of shit December 19, 2023

Tom Matthews

An absolute gimp who nobody likes. This gorm is only in the friend group to be abused and laughed at.

I like Tom Matthews but fuck Tom Matthews

by gwizzy726 October 17, 2025

Tom

Tom is a piranha

Urghh that Tom is a smelly fish

by Stankyfarts February 23, 2023

Tom Cotton-brain

Nickname on Capital Hill for the junior Senator from Arkansas, who is notorious for his confused thinking and dishonesty.

There goes Tom Cotton-brain again, spreading confusion and lies while feigning piety.

by LaughingAloud December 8, 2025

Tom Holland

The Hottest Man in the World He Gets All Pussies And All Niggers Tom Is A Fucking God

Tom Holland is really hor

by George Memeulous February 24, 2021