castarlic sandwich

castarlic sandwich is a piece of garlic bread in between two cassava chips to create a flavour extravaganza.

i had a castarlic sandwich for lunch today it was scrumpdiddillyuptious.

by anonymous September 3, 2023

Toasted Roman Sandwich

The crude act of excreting hot faecal matter freshly squeezed out of the balloon knot of a Roman gypsy or equivalent, then placing the faeces between the breasts of a willing participant, then pushing the breasts together thus harnessing the power of a Toasted Roman Sandwich (aka TRS)

John: Hey bra I just smashed out a Toasted Roman Sandwich

Frank: Whooaaa, a TRS??, how did it go mang?

John: Messy holmes!

Frank: Nioce

by balloonknotjohn December 18, 2012

Shaved Head Sandwich

A toasted sandwich involving a tortilla, salami, cheese, and mayonnaise. The production of which involves arranging the ingredients down the middle of the tortilla, folding the sides toward the middle, and then folding it in half, and placing the whole sandwich in the toaster, with the opening facing upward, so as not to burn your house down.

Talion: "Have you ever, tried a shaved head sandwich?"

Celebrimbor: "dude, I love those!"

Talion: "just be careful not to burn your house down!"

by Rage_thorne June 23, 2023

Sentient sandwich

A sex act where two asses, usually those of two women, are pressed together between someone's head, usually a guy.

Jill and Zoe made me a sentient sandwich today!

by Ekker December 28, 2022

Valdez sandwich

When you get fisted in the ass until you hole is stretched out, then you stick a grilled cheese in the prostate and you continue to anal fuck your partner till the grilled cheese is mixed with you nut and your partners shit, then you serve it to your family

Dude I just made a Valdez sandwich for you

by AIDS0909 July 3, 2025

Bro sandwich

Describes the sexual act with 2 or more bros, you being the lucky guy in the middle. Can also refer to the masturbation using pictures of your bros and wrapping it around your manlyhood.

It not gay if you say nohomo before or after the act.

I'm gonna print two of your pictures to masturbate, that's gonna be a fine bro sandwich.
Hey bro ain't it your birthday today? I can invite a friend for a bro sandwich.

by PleaseDon'tMind April 28, 2020

Hotdog sandwich ears

When you overhear part of a conversation severely incorrectly.

Guy: did you just say you want to fuck my mom!?
Other guy: no, I said we’re going to the mall…
Guy: oh sorry, hotdog sandwich ears.

by ShleeBo May 13, 2023