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Celebrimbor 

Celebrimbor was a Ñoldorin prince, last of the House of Fëanor left in Middle-earth, ruler of the Second Age realm of Eregion, and the forger of the Rings of Power. He was the son of Curufin, fifth son of Fëanor and Nerdanel.
Talion: Celebrimbor. Greatest smith of the Second Age. Sauron deceived you into making the rings. He tortured both you and your kin.
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celebritory wank 

A wank performed usually after a rough week of finals, as means of relaxation.
After his math and economics finals, he stripped down to his tighty whities, broke out the beer, playboys, porn and lube and settled in for a long, enjoyable evening. A celebritory wank
celebritory wank by sarahYBABY! December 23, 2008

Celebritorious 

is the act of celebrating the glorious and notorious celebrities of our time
we are feeling very celebritorious over the announcement of

Kim Kardashians baby.