Reverse Éclair

when a male ejaculates into his semi-solid shit, filling it up like an éclair, and then gives it to his sexual partner to eat

male 1: Bro, I took the nastiest dump last night
male 2: You should have made it into a reverse éclair for your wife like I did

by urbandicktionsharer December 8, 2019

reversed crackhead

When you act sober when you are t'd, but act more normal when you aren't t'd

nina piazza is a reversed crackhead

by billy bob dunkin December 8, 2019

Reverse Pearl Necklace

When your girl has tonsil stones, sucks your soul out of your body, and coughs all that shit back up on your stomach.

“That bitch gave me a reverse pearl necklace”!

by CitrusCountyDude December 11, 2019

Reverse Santa

When your Druncle sits on your lap. When he finally gets up, you’re going to have a warm and moist lap.

Went to family Christmas today and my Druncle gave me a Reverse Santa. Now I have to change my pants!

by Sweats11537 December 21, 2019

Reverse fart cup

When you think you are farting on your significant other, but their hand is there and they throw it back at you.

I thought i was farting on her, but she reverse fart cupped me.

by Apeisabitch December 24, 2019

Reverse Slip-n-Slide

When one man (or woman) gets on their hands and knees and inserts a funnel into their butthole as another pours milk down the tube into their ass. After this point the milk chugger will have to shit and diarrhea will fly out of the funnel backwards creating a reverse slip-n-slide.

The other night I did a reverse slip-n-slide at my girl's sweet 16...shit was wild

by MacSnac December 25, 2019

Reverse Cricket

A once methhead turned preacher.

Frank - Hey Dave, did you hear about Nathan?

Dave - The methhead?

Frank - Reformed methhead, he pulled a Reverse Cricket.

by SausageBiscuitFuck December 31, 2019